Chris on Booze:

marauder-in-warblerland:

For the signing, I gave Chris a copy of THIS BOOK, which is a collection of drink recipes based on English and American literature. It’s a drink-loving bibliophile’s wet dream. I was fully prepared for an “eh, another silly gift,” response, but the man who wrote Mother Goose didn’t let me down.

Me: Hi! I’m sure you don’t need more stuff, but this seemed like something you might appreciate. 

Chris: Oh! *big eyes and happy surprise* Tequila Mockingbird!  I’m going to use that tonight…

Alla: *laughs and takes the book*

Me: So, do you have a go-drink? If we’re raising a glass to Chris Colfer, what should we be drinking?

Chris: Hmmmm. Well, I do like a vodka cranberry with Sprite and I’ll go for strawberry margaritas . . 

Me: Very nice. 

Chris: And for shots, definitely tequila.

I thanked him for sharing and he laughed as I hurried away, prepared for Chris Colfer themed revelry. 

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cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

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the-more-i-arty:

the hogwarts house cocktails as individual images

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ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy:

saint-kitten:


Apple and I will be playing this tonight whilst watching Intermission, Batman Begins and Breakfast on Pluto, so if you don’t hear from us again this weekend, we’re probably dead due to alcohol poisoning.
Anyway, the rules.
Take a drink whenever…
He makes a bitchface

He raises an eyebrow

He clenches his jaw

He licks his lips

He bites his lower lip

He talks with his hands

He holds the other person’s face during a kiss

You can spot ginger in his sideburns

He wears a dress (other articles of women’s clothing don’t count)
His face is covered

He smokes
He takes a sip of alcohol
[Only applies if it’s an Irish film]: He uses strong Irish dialect and/or slang, I.E. ‘feck/fook’, ‘youse’, ‘eejit’, ‘jaysus’, etc.

[Only applies if it’s a non-Irish film]: His accent slips out temporarily, I.E. fails to pronounce the H in ‘th’ words (thing = ting, that = dat, the = duh), fails to pronounce the G in verbs ending in ‘ng’, says ‘ehh’/’em’ instead of ‘uhh’/’um’, etc. A little warning in advance, if you’re watching Red Eye, you will definitely die.
You see an actor that has worked with him on another film, I.E. Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham, Michael Caine, Paloma Baeza, etc.
Take two sips whenever…
He’s in his undergarments (lingerie if you’re watching Breakfast on Pluto) 
He’s shirtless
Or totally nude. Whatever, I’m easy.

There’s a sex scene (only if it includes Cillian) 
He cries

Someone hits him
He gets shot or stabbed in his abdomen
He’s covered in blood

He kills someone
Finish your drink if…
Cillian dies



If you’re looking for something to do on New Year’s Eve…

ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy:

saint-kitten:

Apple and I will be playing this tonight whilst watching Intermission, Batman Begins and Breakfast on Pluto, so if you don’t hear from us again this weekend, we’re probably dead due to alcohol poisoning.

Anyway, the rules.

Take a drink whenever…

  • He makes a bitchface
  • image
  • He raises an eyebrow
  • image
  • He clenches his jaw
  • image
  • He licks his lips
  • image
  • He bites his lower lip
  • image
  • He talks with his hands
  • image
  • He holds the other person’s face during a kiss
  • image
  • You can spot ginger in his sideburns
  • image
  • He wears a dress (other articles of women’s clothing don’t count)
  • His face is covered
  • image
  • He smokes
  • He takes a sip of alcohol
  • [Only applies if it’s an Irish film]: He uses strong Irish dialect and/or slang, I.E. ‘feck/fook’, ‘youse’, ‘eejit’, ‘jaysus’, etc.
  • image
  • [Only applies if it’s a non-Irish film]: His accent slips out temporarily, I.E. fails to pronounce the H in ‘th’ words (thing = ting, that = dat, the = duh), fails to pronounce the G in verbs ending in ‘ng’, says ‘ehh’/’em’ instead of ‘uhh’/’um’, etc. A little warning in advance, if you’re watching Red Eye, you will definitely die.
  • You see an actor that has worked with him on another film, I.E. Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham, Michael Caine, Paloma Baeza, etc.

Take two sips whenever…

  • He’s in his undergarments (lingerie if you’re watching Breakfast on Pluto) 
  • He’s shirtless
  • Or totally nude. Whatever, I’m easy.
  • image
  • There’s a sex scene (only if it includes Cillian) 
  • He cries
  • image
  • Someone hits him
  • He gets shot or stabbed in his abdomen
  • He’s covered in blood
  • image
  • He kills someone

Finish your drink if…

  • Cillian dies

If you’re looking for something to do on New Year’s Eve…

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thisiscyrene:

basquet-case:

hollyfleur:

pixelvted:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

fucking oh god

FUCK I WANT

Seriously I want to have a nerds night out with alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks alike and just yeah. I’d need money for it though hmmm.

WHOA EXCUSE ME

thisiscyrene:

basquet-case:

hollyfleur:

pixelvted:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

fucking oh god

FUCK I WANT

Seriously I want to have a nerds night out with alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks alike and just yeah. I’d need money for it though hmmm.

WHOA EXCUSE ME

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queenslytherin:

Harry Potter Mixology: My Favorites!

Bellatrix Lestrange

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1oz cream
  • Chocolate syrup
  • Top with cinnamon/crushed almonds

Directions:

  • Place martini glass in freezer to chill
  • Add Baileys, amaretto, vodka and cream to shaker with ice
  • Shake
  • Remove glass from freezer
  • Rim inside of martini glass with chocolate syrup
  • Pour contents of shaker into glass
  • Top with almond crumbles or cinnamon

Fleur Delacour

Ingredients:

  • 3 oz Nuvo
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 3 Raspberries
  • 1 Strawberry

Directions:

  • To chill Vodka: Add ice and Vodka to cocktail shaker
  • Shake
  • Add Raspberries to bottom of champagne flute
  • Strain chilled vodka into flute
  • Add Nuvo
  • Garnish with strawberry

Fred and George Weasley

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • ½ oz Chambord
  • ½ oz Peach Schnapps
  • Splash of Pineapple juice
  • Strawberry Pop Rocks

Directions:

  • Fill martini glass with cold water and place in freezer for 2 minutes to chill.
  • Pour all ingredients except candy in a shaker with ice.
  • Rim martini glass with Strawberry Pop Rocks
  • Pour in contents of mixer.
Goblet of Fire
Ingredients:
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz blue curacao
  • 3 oz lemonade
  • Splash 151
  • Pinch of cinnamon
Directions:
  • Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass
  • Top with a splash of 151 proof rum
  • Light on fire
  • Add the pinch of cinnamon to the flames (cinnamon will spark)
  • *** Blow out flames before consuming! ***

Luna Lovegood

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Grey Goose Le Citron vodka
  • ½ oz Elderflower liquor
  • 7 raspberries
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • Pink lemonade
  • Lemon wedge garnish

Directions:

  • Muddle 6 raspberries with sugar in a tall glass.
  • Add ice.
  • Top with vodka and pink lemonade.
  • Garnish with lemon wedge and raspberry.

Lord Voldemort

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Tequila
  • 1/3 oz Tabasco sauce
  • 1 jalapeno pepper

Directions:

  • Muddle jalapeno pepper and Tabasco sauce.
  • Strain into shot glass.
  • Add tequila.
  • Garnish with thin slice of jalapeno.

Firewhiskey

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz whiskey
  • 1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
  • Splash of 151 rum

Directions:

  • Add whiskey and cinnamon schnapps to shaker with ice
  • Shake to chill
  • Pour into shot glass
  • Top with 151 rum
  • Ignite
  • ***Put out flames before consuming!***

Minerva McGonagall

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 6 oz Earl Grey or choice tea
  • Dash Syrup
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • Garnish lemon
  • 2 mint leaves

Directions:

  • Combine all ingredients into a tall class.
  • Stir.
  • Garnish with mint leaves and lemon.

Slytherin

Ingredients:

  • 4 mint leaves
  • 1 oz rum
  • 2 slices lime
  • 3 tsp sugar
  • 3 oz champagne

Directions:

  • Muddle mint leaves, limes, rum, sugar in shaker until sugar dissolves
  • Strain into champagne flute
  • Add champagne
  • Garnish with mint

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22drunkb:

hardactofollow:

Night Vale Mixology Series

If you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget. If it comes to that, take advantage of these appropriately-themed libations.

[BOLTS INTO THE ROOM AND SLAMS THE DOOR] HOW DID SOMEONE KNOW I NEEDED THIS

OMFG

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