hellotailor:

a man wrote an article about this mysterious new Fan Fiction craze, and oh boy did we all learn a lot from it.

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rubitrightintomyeyes:

I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

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leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x

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welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

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jetpack-johnny:

quillsome:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

I’m really glad I saw this, cause I was just about to Trade with him…
fucking Civ. 

dont fucking trust ghandi lol

jetpack-johnny:

quillsome:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

I’m really glad I saw this, cause I was just about to Trade with him…

fucking Civ. 

dont fucking trust ghandi lol

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hannahrhen:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

TELL ME NOBODY ****D ME.

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hannahrhen:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

TELL ME NOBODY ****D ME.

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Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)

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goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

image

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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