tandemfatum:

I said I was going to work on my essay today but I couldn’t focus because I needed to get Steve Carlsberg feels out of my system
Now it’s 9 o’clock and I don’t have an essay so I’m going to go walk to Burger King write that essay

tandemfatum:

I said I was going to work on my essay today but I couldn’t focus because I needed to get Steve Carlsberg feels out of my system

Now it’s 9 o’clock and I don’t have an essay so I’m going to go walk to Burger King write that essay

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blacksupervillain:

blacksupervillain:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

darvinasafo:

Darren Hunt of Utah

The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

oh for fucks SAKE

Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58409680-78/family-hunt-moss-police.html.csp

He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

Exactly! This is evil.

Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

This dude was cosplaying.

He was dressed up in a costume.

Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

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Another “about me” meme

I was tagged by functionaloptimist

Rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers


Name: REDACTED
Nickname: mars
Birthday: oct 23
Gender: female
Sexuality: “a-“
Height: ~5’4”
Time zone: CST
What time and date is it there: september 15, ~9:20pm
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7
OTPs: klaine, cecilos, (unhealthy) hannigram, super husbands… 
The last thing I Googled was: how to connect nine dots with four straight lines (without lifting the pen)
First word that comes to mind: arduous
What I last said to a family member: (if text counts) “i got tattoo fruit roll ups!”
One place that makes me happy and why: this lake near my hometown because i can feed ducks (and the pigeons there are so accustomed to humans that they’ll gladly perch on you!)
How many blankets I sleep under: right now two (one is technically a throw), but considering how cold it’s getting i may have to break out the comforter soon
Favourite beverage: mango-containing smoothie
The last movie I watched in the cinema: lucy
Three things I can’t live without: (beyond survival stuff,) internet connection, something to read, floss
Something I plan on learning: how to sell things online (maybe. eventually)
A piece of advice for all my followers: get renter’s insurance! it’s cheaper than you think, and you’ll be thankful in the event that something happens
You have to listen to this song: well, i’m fond of águas de março (waters of march) by elis regina
My blog(s): here, and a very sad livejournal by the same name that just houses my podfics (haven’t added to it lately). oh! and i run spoi|er-discussion blogs for trail to oregon and ani: a parody.

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bicatperson:

GO TO YOUR SNAKE PIT by ErinPtah

(Transcript at the source.)

Ever since it was first hinted that Cecil has a sister, I feel like all the fanon has been that she’s older that he is, and has a tough, sensible caretaker sort of vibe. When all I want from this is endless Lilo & Stitch riffs.

Teenage Cecil has just been promoted from unpaid intern to Voice of Night Vale. Between that and the inheritance now that his mother has been ruled “municipally most-likely-dead”, he’s doing pretty well financially.

But he’s also been left the legal guardian of his seven-year-old sister. And trying to take care of her — while holding down a full-time job, all without dropping out of high school — is stressful, to say the least. Both siblings’ tempers are starting to fray.

Maybe they should get a dog.

_____

Comic | Fic journal | Art gallery | Blog

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what would happen in a groundhog’s day scenario where the entire world was aware of it happening? what about if it was half the world aware?

chynnaclugstonflores:

Indeed.
zerorymer:

This is also true for many artists.

chynnaclugstonflores:

Indeed.

zerorymer:

This is also true for many artists.

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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

image

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freakingpotter:


"I lob you""I lob you too, Kurt!""Stop laubhing ad me!"

Anne wanted some cozy!Klaine in New York. They’re cuddling because it’s really cold in the appartement and poor Kurt is sick. (◡‿◡ ✿)

freakingpotter:

"I lob you"
"I lob you too, Kurt!"
"Stop laubhing ad me!"

Anne wanted some cozy!Klaine in New York. They’re cuddling because it’s really cold in the appartement and poor Kurt is sick. (◡‿◡ ✿)

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